This morning, when I checked my work email, I noticed a curious message. This message was clearly spam, given its subject line, “Your order #0547,” but something within me drove me to open this message.

Thankfully, I’m not using Outlook, and the email client is set to not display images.

But the message was hillarious simply because it was so random.

Geochemists are experts on hermits. Oil company interviewers are ready to begin dating the ghouls. Charlatans want their children to become mobile home owners.

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Freaks are seen with cattle mutilators. Preachers rid the world of male chauvinist pigs. Golfers seldom annoy sunbathers!

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Librarians are the larvae of Amoco employees. Did you know that con artists usually end up marrying federal agents? Women faint at the sight of New Yorkers.

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City dwellers secretly admire bookworms. Weasels divorce North Americans. Did you know that con artists usually end up marrying federal agents?